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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Leia Gets Minister of State...And Force Powers!


Breaking News: Leia Organa Solo has not been voted Senator of the New Rpublic, HOWEVER, she has been made Minister of State by the Chief of State, Mon Mothma. Keep in mind, if anything were to happen to Mon Mothma, Leia would be next in line to succeed her in the Chief of State. This is a huge development for The New Republic. Many are speculating Leia lost the Senate vote because of the grumblings of Han cheating on her with Chewbacca. Apparently the Chief of State, a woman mind you, was able to see past this. This could mean big things for the New Republic, especially wih the next news I have to break...

Leia has finally learned to hone in on her midichlorians and use the force well enough to be able to enter Jedi Apprenticeship under her big brother Luke at his Jedi Academy. With her able to use the Force AND come in as Minister of State...this could be a huge combo in the New Republic...politically, and physically. Also, she will be able to serve as a liason between the Jedi Council and the New Republic.

This all once again shows just how powerful Leia is...and women in general. People of the New Republic...we have a female as our Chief of State...and she has used her politically give powers to appoint another woman as her Minister of State. This New Republic is changing more quickly than anyone as ever dreamed of.

Rumor: Han Cheats on Leia...With a Wookie???

Rumors have been swirling amongst the senator candidate, Leia Organa Solo, that her husband Han has been cheating on her....with Chewbacca. It may seem far fetched, however, look at the facts: The Wookie owes a life debt to Han for saving his life, and he has spent many years with the smuggler. If you all remember back to the Battle of Yavin, Chewbacca stood by Han's side at all times and would only listen to him...There are even accounts of them getting into some "freaky" stuff as this next image shows:



I also found an old picture of the two in their holding cells during Jabba's enslavement of them:



Rumors have also been swirling that the two have spent much time together, going on missions for the New Republic...consequently, without Leia. This is because she is still tied up at home raising her children as well as prepairing for her final run at the Senatorial position.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Leia Shoots Down 10 Stormtroopers In Battle of Endor...Rebels Win

Princess Leia, one of the most powerful political voices in the galaxy, and one of the originators of the Rebel Alliance, showed her physical power the other day on Endor as she shot down 10 Stormtroopers as the Rebel Alliance finally deafeated the Galactic Empire. Even in Leia's injury, she was able to shoot down two Stormtroopers to save the Rebel's mission--to dismantle the shield to the Second Death Star. Here is a Picture captured by the security camera's right outside building they blew up:



This heroic act by Leia really shows that she is not only politically powerful, but also physically powerful. She can fend for her self that's for sure. Not to mention she was looking pretty good in that Slave Outfit that Jabba had her wearing when she choked him out with a chain...beautiful and powerful--that should help her get some votes for her senator run that has been rumored. We'll see what happens, but I will leave you with this wonderful photo!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Luke Upset About Dead Lover

As I previously reported, Luke Skywalker's mentor and trainer in the force, Obi-Wan Kenobi has been cut down by Darth Vader. His last words: "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." Luke, however, did not take the news very well. I uploaded this image from the Millenium Falcon's camera feed:



It seemed very suspicious to me at the time that Luke would feel so strongly about a man he had just met earlier that day. Rumors have been swirling that he and Obi-Wan were more than just friends. Afterall, Obi-Wan nor Luke had never known love in their life previously.

Now, about a year and a half after Obi-Wan's death, Luke seems to be "seeing" images of his possible former lover. I uploaded this video from an Imperial Intelligence Droid on Hoth that I captured:



Clearly, Luke has had feelings for the old man. The Earth show, Family Guy has even gotten their hands on the story of Luke and Obi-Wan and made a parrody out of it. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiRExOMOoKg